I am a JERK!!

Its a new week, and I have already been a jerk to someone.. Will I ever stop being a jerk? Why am I a jerk in the first place, why do I do things that make me a jerk... peoples lives would probably be better with one less jerk in them... I guess I'll lie in bed and think about why I am such a jerk, and what makes me say jerky things... But I think I already know.... It's because I AM a jerk..